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Terry - Can't get enough of Lesley Gore
It's been what is commonly known as a 'slow news day' here at Englandwatch towers and to make best use of our time we've written an insightful assessment of the tactical short fallings of our national side in Euro 2008 qualification.
Only joking, why do that when we could spend the afternoon googling song titles that best describe our fallen stars?
Flanked by lieutenants Kendall and Clarke, I reckon we've picked the bones out of what is the carcass of the England side but why stop there?
Please feel free to send in your suggestions, with David James, Owen Hargreaves, Micah Richards and Jermain Defoe all having escaped our musings to date.
We look forward to hearing your thoughts on what our heroes should be belting out in the close-season.
Paul Robinson
Solo Dancing - Stefan Dennis
Scott Carson
Dig a Hole - The Clash
Don't Look Back in Anger - Oasis
Gary Neville
Stiff Upper Lip - AC/DC
Ugly - Sugarbabes
Being Boring - Pet Shop Boys
John Terry
Crying Song - Pink Floyd
Lonely Teardrops - Jackie Wilson
Tears of a Clown - Smokey Robinson
Big Girls Don't Cry - Fergie
It's My Party - Lesley Gore
Sol Campbell
My Melancholy Blues - Queen
Ashley Cole
Your Cheatin' Heart - Hank Williams
It Wasn't Me - Shaggy
Shaun Wright-Phillips
Substitute - The Who
Joe Cole
Chim Chim Cher-ee - Robert B Sherman (From Mary Poppins)
David Bentley
Loud Mouth - The Ramones
Big Mouth Strikes Again - The Smiths
Frank Lampard
You're the One for Me Fatty - Morrissey
Steven Gerrard
Mardy Bum - Artic Monkeys
Theo Walcott
Too much too Young - The Specials
Don't Believe the Hype - Public Enemy
Ashley Young
Pictures of Lily - The Who
Long Time Jerk - The Clash
Peter Crouch
Robot - Futureheads
Robot Rock - Daft Punk
Michael Owen
Where Did It All Go Wrong? - Oasis
Emile Heskey
Stumble and Fall - Razorlight
I Missed Again - Phil Collins
Dean Ashton
Is This It? - The Strokes
Do you Remember the First Time? - Pulp
Wayne Rooney
Grandma - St Winifred's School Choir
Comments (41)
Michael Woollen (Sheffield Wednesday fan) says...
Quality this England watch thing has ben really good. You could have the drugs dont work for Rio Ferdinand.
Posted 13:28 1st July 2008
Mike Owen (Newcastle United fan) says...
How about "Umbrella" by Rhianna for Steve McLaren???
Posted 13:44 27th June 2008
Paul Aveyard (Liverpool fan) says...
How about an album to cheer John Terry up over the summer Bon Jovi's Slippery When Wet!
Posted 09:47 27th June 2008
Keith Wilson (Chelsea fan) says...
Excellant!! even tho Chelsea get some stick its all in good fun!!
Posted 09:11 27th June 2008
Kevin Doyal (Manchester United fan) says...
To Kerry Camp: another one for David Beckham coud be 'GO WEST' by Petshop boys. keep it up skysports team!!!!!
Posted 07:33 27th June 2008
Levi Watson (Chelsea fan) says...
David Bentley's should be, Good Charlotte- i wanna be just like you ( singing it to beckham lol)
Posted 00:42 27th June 2008
Jim Nutter (Manchester United fan) says...
Ashley Cole - Respect by Aretha Franklin John Terry - Shoulda Woulda Coulda by Beverly Knight Ashley Cole - Money for Nothing by Dire Straits David Beckham - American Boy by Estelle not forgetting steve mclaren... umbrella by rihanna
Posted 22:46 26th June 2008
Gareth Williams (Cardiff City fan) says...
Blackburn Fans - Can't Stand Losing Hughes (The Police) Phil Neville - White and Nerdy (Weird Al) David Nugent - Who Are You? (The Who) and how's about for Cristiano Ronaldo, the old Queen classic..... I Want To Break Free!
Posted 22:15 26th June 2008
Eddie Mcilroy (Crystal Palace fan) says...
Very simple...whole team................Humpty Dumpty..............all together now 'Had a Great Fall...............'
Posted 20:00 26th June 2008
Colin Tearle (Liverpool fan) says...
very good comments david james could be raise your hands up and blinded by the light and the whole england team could be your so vain by carly simon
Posted 19:31 26th June 2008
Joe Mills (Newcastle United fan) says...
Joey Barton - Please release me (Engelbert Humperdinck)
Posted 18:50 26th June 2008
Leigh Wood (Aston Villa fan) says...
David James - Something in the (h)air tonight (Phill Collins)
Posted 16:34 26th June 2008
Alexander Campbell (Manchester United fan) says...
John Terry - Old Red Eyes Is Back (Beautiful South); Wayne Rooney - Big Spender (Shirley Bassey); Joe Cole - Shorty Gotta Fat Ass (Fat Joe); Ashley Cole - Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover (Simon & Garfunkel); Scott Carson - Slip Sliding Away (Paul Simon) Best Article Ever! Well done SkySports.com
Posted 16:34 26th June 2008
Dan Reilly (Bristol Rovers fan) says...
John Terry Stop Crying your heart out - Oasis
Posted 14:52 26th June 2008
James Breen (Manchester United fan) says...
Song for David James could be "ooops I did it again"
Posted 12:49 26th June 2008
Terry Flynn (Liverpool fan) says...
hahaha, this is the first time ive really laughed at something ive read on this site, and i come here everyday! you guys at skysports should fill youre time with these kind of articles more often, another song for scotty carson, save me - darren styles
Posted 11:54 26th June 2008
Craig Squire (Arsenal fan) says...
scott carson- apologise by one republic
Posted 11:15 26th June 2008
Jay Hughes (Rangers fan) says...
David Bently - Please release me
Posted 10:46 26th June 2008
Ryan Fardon (Arsenal fan) says...
Joey Barton - Jail House Rock Elvis Presley
Posted 10:40 26th June 2008
David Holdsworth (Everton fan) says...
This is brilliant, and i want to see more of them please!
Posted 10:27 26th June 2008